A CARD THAT NEVER STOPS PLAYING MUSIC

Anonymously send a musical prank card that once opened, will not stop playing music. Batteries have been known to last over 5 hours, cards usually meet a fate a lot sooner.

  The Card That Never Ends
a little about..

How It Works..

It’s really simple. We’ve managed to hack those annoying musical birthdays cards to never turn off once opened. We will send the card to your friend, family or foe, then the magic happens. Check our informative info graphic below:

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R-Rated

R-Rated The Most Offensive Card Ever

Our most offensive card to date.

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HappyBirthday

HAPPY BIRTHDAY FOREVER

Send a birthday card that won't stop playing music, the song has been Eurovision tested as the worst possible birthday song to sing.     [audio mp3="http://thecardthatneverends.com/newsite/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/The_Danimals_-_Super_Psyched_for_Your_Birthday.mp3"][/audio]  

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BabyCard

BABY WONT STOP CRYING

Celebrate the joy of life with the joy of crying, non-stop crying. We've tried feeding it, and burping it but it wont. stop. crying. Any ideas?

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CustomMessage

CUSTOM MESSAGE

We'll add a custom message on the card. Duh.

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AnnoyingCard

M FOR MATURE AUDIENCES

Slightly more colorful in the language department, for those really wanting to dig it in.        

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PGCard

G FOR GENERAL PRANKARY

We've cleaned up our act, and so should you. Mum approved.

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We’ve hacked those annoying musical cards and have mass produced custom sound cards to play on loop the moment the card is taken out the envelope. There is no off switch so you need to get thinking 😉

To save costs its sent via snail mail, each card is made once ordered and takes about 2/3 days to complete (sealing the module, setting the trip and constructing the entire card). From that it’s sent in the mail. Depending on where in the world this can take anywhere between 5days – 3 weeks. Please note unless you wan’t to pay for a courier service we can’t garuntee shipping dates.

Not unless you tell them! Half the fun we feel is them figuring out who done it. Keep it quiet and let them stew!

We can definitely write one for you, you wont be able to write one yourself as once its loaded, there is no way to stop it playing once unleashed.

$9.95 USD incl shipping any where in the world. You do have the options of additional add ons to make it all the more fun.